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guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what’s this hungary james movie that everyone’s talking about
me: no pop, it’s hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn’t be so hungry

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Me: Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant. And die.

Brother: What’s that from?

Me: The Bible.

Brother: